Sunday, April 29, 2007

"Is everyone taking crazy pills?!" (i.e. crack)

So I'm going through my RSS feeds and I run across this post from Debbie Schlussel (I enjoy reading the conservative perspective. I think it keeps me "fair and balanced" unlike Fox News). Anyways...

It starts off like this:



"Remember how Gary Busey, last year, starred in "Kurtlar Vadisi-Irak" ("Valley of the Wolves-Iraq"), an anti-American, anti-Semitic movie produced by the Islamist government in Turkey?"


Actually no... Sounds interesting.



"Remember how Busey played a Jewish U.S. Army doctor who harvests the organs of innocent Muslims in order to sell them to Orthodox Jews in New York, London, and Tel Aviv?"


Um... no. I guess I should have considering my interest has been piqued.




"Remember how Gary Busey issued no apology for his defamation of Jews and American Army doctors (including my Dad, who was a U.S. Army doctor)?"


Huh?



"Remember how that same movie portrayed U.S. soldiers--including star Billy Zane--as blood-thirsty murderers, who deliberately murdered participants and guests at Islamic weddings in Iraq, for sport?"

Alright already!

I don't care about her agenda. All I care about is what came next:



How much crack do you think it took for him to lose 40 pounds? I feel like it couldn't have taken him more than a week or two..

Anyway, if you are interested in the movie click here and here. I know I need to give it a look.

I'm out.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Ron Mexico Needs to Ron MexiGo and Get His Damn Act Together and Stop Acting a Fool

I am sick and tired of athletes getting paid oodles of money and making these types of mistakes.

On December 23, 2004, Micheal Vick signed a 10-year contract with the Atlanta Falcons worth $130 million with a $37m signing bonus, making him the highest paid player in NFL history. Yet he still need to have over 60 pitbulls on his Virginia residence for the purpose of fighting each other to the death, in what must be a lucrative endeavor. The cost to feed them alone would be about 3 grand a month. Think about that. What I really want to know is how much money are you going to bring in to make something like this worth it (I know, I know it's never gonna be worth it because of the cruel nature of the activity. I just want to know how much money is needed for a guy like Mike Vick, obviously set for life, to justify this to himself.)

"I'm never at the house," Vick said, according to ajc.com. "I left the house with my family members and my cousin. They just haven't been doing the right thing."

Most likely he knew all about it and this was just something he backed so that he could create a revenue stream to provide for his friends and family . You're telling me that's the best thing Vick could think of to make money? Try franchising a McDonalds for goodness sake! I know it's only a little less morally appalling but I'm just saying there are literally billions of other ways to make money, without inhumanely killing cute lil' doggies. (I know I've left myself open to questions regarding the inhumane nature of the meat-packing industry but I'll get into the ethics of fast-food in a later post)

This is from deadspin:

Frankly, [if animals on his property are found to have been neglected or used for fighting, releasing him from the team] seems a bit much to us: If athletes aren't going to be kicked off their teams for neglecting their children, you can't exactly kick them off for neglecting their dogs. (For full post click here)

I must disagree deadspin. Unfortunately the neglecting children IS NOT a felony unless deemed so by the courts. When Vick starts beating his children give me a call and I will tell you that his ass should go straight to jail, without passing go and with collecting $200 (like he needs it). Hosting dog fights IS a felony. He is obviously responsible to a certain extent and if Adam "Pacman" Jones and Chris Henry are going to have the book thrown at them by my new favorite commissioner Roger Goodell then I think Vick deserves nothing less. You can find a couple reasons why this won't happen here.

Michael Vick is sitting on the best contract in Football history and he has continually been under the proverbial gun of controversy. Football contracts, by necessity, are always non-guaranteed and Vick is doing his darndest to unguarantee this one. Deadspin.com has kept extremly good tabs on Mike "Ron Mexico" Vick, and to a lesser (although possibly more controversial) extent, little brother Marcus "New Mexico" Vick. I suggest you read through it just to get an idea of what great people the Vicks are. I'm not even going to get into the head case that is the Vicks' second cousin Aaron Brooks...

It says here on Mike Vick's official bio on the Atlanta Falcon's Website that Mike's mother, Brenda Boddie, is a strong positive influence in his life.

Looks like it's time he sat down with is mother and talked things out with her. Seems like he hasn't done that in a long time.

Friday, April 27, 2007

"I am shocked to hear members of my congregation praying this blaspemous prayer.... and yet I can't help but concur..."

One of my favorite sketches of all time. The State had a profound effect on my life and I hope one day we will have them all on DVD. Please go here to sign an online petition to get The State released on VHS and DVD.



Update: While doing research for this post I ran across news that The State is releasing another movie called The Ten (If you have not seen their last movie Wet Hot American Summer do yourself a favor and watch it).

The Ten will be ten stories, each based on one of the ten commandments and if it's anything like their "blasphemous" work above, I really can't wait. Who am I kidding? Let's just say I won't be able to wait period.

With 10 of the 11 original cast members along with such names as Winona Ryder, Jessica Alba, Famke Janssen, Oliver Platt (who went to my Highschool in Japan but was kicked out for drug use so the myth goes), Liev Schreiber, Paul Rudd, Janeane Garofalo, Ron Silver, this could be brilliant! Unfortunatly for me this is not one of those blockbusters that will make it to Beijing through piracy or legal means... And no, we don't have Spiderman III here!!

Facebook Infomercial

I thoroughly enjoyed this one.



Without Youtube living in Beijing would totally rob me of any of the current events which I truly care about, such as celebrities falling on their asses and American Idol. Facebook furthers my descent into this new media network. Combine the two and you get as close as you are going to get to perfection. Just practicing my hyperbole here...

America's Next Top President

So I haven't posted in over a year. So sue me. Just thought this was rather interesting. It won't be long until we vote for our president via text message. I for one welcome our new reality TV based overlords...